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I'm Kaelen and I'm happy

police officer:you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me:whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer:haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
— 4 days ago with 40955 notes

heckn:

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU   heck

(Source: rchael, via pizza)

— 4 days ago with 219340 notes

isabellaswan:

i hate it when people who have english as their first language make fun of people who don’t speak english properly. seriously, it’s not like everyone should have a perfect english (or even speak english at all). at least they’re trying to speak a second language while you’re sitting there making fun of them when the only language you can speak is english

(Source: lanaddelrey, via m-marshmallow)

— 4 days ago with 26497 notes

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho, via intensional)

— 4 days ago with 247438 notes
me after every conversation:shit they'll never wanna talk to me again
— 4 days ago with 123993 notes

tyleroakley:

gladyousaidhi:

Just to give you an idea of how much Troye is SLAYING the charts

LET’S KEEP HIM THERE.

(via iwannapandanamedchubs)

— 4 days ago with 12394 notes
#yeeeeee 

bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(via panteha)

— 4 days ago with 484578 notes

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

(via iwannapandanamedchubs)

— 4 days ago with 405041 notes